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PhD Student
Asynchronous VLSI
Computer Systems Laboratory
Dept. Electrical and Computer Engineering
Cornell University, Ithaca, NY
"We may live without poetry, music and art;
We may live without conscience and live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may live without books;
But civilized man can not live without cooks.
He may live without books, -- what is knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope, -- what is hope but deceiving?
He may live without love, -- what is passion but pining?
But where is the man that can live without dining?"
Owen Meredith, "Lucile"
Welcome to the world's most modem-friendly, browser-compatible web-page.
This web-page is inspired by lynx and powered by vi.
We take the H out of HTTP!
Why is this web page STILL ugly?
"A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster." -- unknown
A few frequently-clicked links to sub-pages:
Bookmarks
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Google Dark (Google, but dark background)
Google
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Slashdot.org
Digg.com
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ArsTechinica.com
The Register
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Weather
Everywhere I go, a dark cloud seems to follow...
...maybe it's time to leave this town.
Ithaca, NY
Weather Underground
Doppler Animation (Thanks, Virantha!)
Intellicast Northeast Regional Radar
Pittsburgh, PA
Pasadena, CA
San Diego, CA
San Francisco, CA
Research
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Resume
Seeking full-time position in artistic web-page design.
Must pay well to pry me away from graduate school.
Job must also be intellectually stimulating.
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CUInfo
uPortal
Library
Computer/Software e-Reference Gateway
ACM Digital Library (Cornell Only)
IEEE Xplore (Cornell Only)
University Bursar
Bear Necessities (souvenir shop)
little t
Asynchronous VLSI
Alumni Association
Ruddock House
Biking
"All you want to do is ride around, Sally.
(Ride, Sally, ride!)"
"Mustang Sally", Wilson Pickett (1941-2006)
The Bike Rack, Ithaca, NY
Amazon
Numerical Recipes
Miscellaneous (unsorted)
IEEE.org
CiteSeer
ACM.org
MOSIS
AMS
SciServ
ISEF
STS -- formerly Westinghouse
AMC
IOI
IPhO
APS
AAAS
ASEE
NSF
TBP
US Patent and Trademark Office
OONumerics.org -- object-oriented numerics, Blitz++, class library for scientific computing
Scientific American
Taughannock Falls, Ulysses, NY
Apple
TeX Users group
LaTeX online help
Mathworld, Wolfram
Sean Mauch's Applied Math Text
LEO -- online German-English dictionary
Oxford English Dictionary
Thesaurus.com
English punctuation guide (wikihow)
Fulcrum Microsystems
Opera -- web-browser
Yahoo Maps
Yahoo Mail
Hotmail
SpamAssassin -- spam filter technology
Spamhaus Project -- Spam Block List
SonicWall -- Internet Security, Security Advisories
ASYNC 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006
Long Bets
JoyOfTech
Crippling Depression
Nuklear Power -- home of 8-bit theater (FF humor)
celes.net
Friendster -- like Orkut, but without bad donuts
Orkut -- like Friendster, but faster, more Brazilian, and 300% richer in spam (Google, you reading this?)
The Facebook -- yet another online network service
MySpace -- is a hideous waste of space, but here's my page anyhow
LinkedIn.com -- academic and professional networking
Classmates.com -- academic and professional networking
PhinisheD
Auto-paper Generator
Despair.com -- funny until you realize it may be too true
Improv Everywhere
The Hampsters
icanhascheezburger.com -- home of LOL-cats
GrupThink.com
xkcd.com
shadowserver.org -- ShadowServer Foundation: voluteer malware/botnet intelligence agency (check them out if you hate spam)
forum (membership required)
Project Honeypot -- bait and trap mailing address harvesters used by spammers
textfiles.com -- a blast from the text-based past